I wuz framed!
I wuz framed!
| Mameluke troops | 37 | 1.1% |
| Arab conquerors in 693 | 77 | 2.3% |
| somebody else | 2406 | 72.9% |
| Sa'im al-dahr in 1378 | 82 | 2.5% |
| German troops in World War II | 57 | 1.7% |
| Napoleon's troops | 594 | 18.0% |
| British troops in World War I | 36 | 1.1% |
| British troops in World War II | 13 | 0.4% |
| TOTAL | 3302 | 100.0% |
| Louis Farrakhan (in a previous life) | 1 | 0.0% |
| the Turks in the 19th century | 1 | 0.0% |
| invaders from Mars | 1 | 0.0% |
| Louis Farrakhan I | 1 | 0.0% |
| Richard Nixon's momma didn't want yaw to know she slept with a black man!!!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| weather, duh!!!!!!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Time & weather | 1 | 0.0% |
| Amen-Rah the ursurper of the throne of Eridu | 1 | 0.0% |
| The US government, who actually made it look like a destroyed nose to hide the fact that the nose was actually 2 nostril holes, identifying the Sphinx as an alien gray. The CIA has done its best to disseminate the destroyed nose myth with items of "proof" such as the bogus post card shown on your site. | 1 | 0.0% |
| As my father told it too me; and as it has been passed down through the generations; the sculptor of the Sphinx, and my ancestor, Mohamed of Thebes, is responsible for the lack of a nose. As Mohamed was putting the final touches to his lifes work, he struck the chisel too hard and the nose simply fell off. The Pharoah would have severely punished the poor chap, and as he had no superglue, he used floor and water. The nose fell of around 4478BC and Mohamed was exiled to Lesbos, and lived happily ever after. It seemed that they like a heavy handed chisel in Lesbos. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Art Bell! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Space Aliens | 2 | 0.1% |
| Alexander the Great | 2 | 0.1% |
| John Kilroy | 1 | 0.0% |
| Louis Farrakhan to spite his own face | 2 | 0.1% |
| my friend's plastic surgeon | 1 | 0.0% |
| Professor Plum, in the Study, with a candlestick | 1 | 0.0% |
| Elvis Preseley | 1 | 0.0% |
| KIng Arthur and the Knights of the holy Grail | 1 | 0.0% |
| time weather age | 1 | 0.0% |
| 19802 Foolz wit no balls | 88 | 3.8% |
| Mother Nature & Father Time | 1 | 0.0% |
| rain!!!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Fauzi Naeim of perak, malaysia | 1 | 0.0% |
| God by sending the weather to do it. | 1 | 0.0% |
| God chop off his nose with his laserbeam hose | 1 | 0.0% |
| Josip Visarionovich Stalin | 1 | 0.0% |
| I was | 1 | 0.0% |
| bill gates | 1 | 0.0% |
| Bruce Leroy while practicing his jump kick | 5 | 0.2% |
| vagita | 1 | 0.0% |
| Asterix's best friend Obelix, in 55 BC while they were helping their druid's friend help Cleopatra win a bet with Julius Caesar | 1 | 0.0% |
| Mother Nature | 5 | 0.2% |
| charlie brown | 1 | 0.0% |
| No one! It's old! It fell off! No one is to blame. | 1 | 0.0% |
| TURKS DURRING TURKISH PERIOD | 1 | 0.0% |
| surviors of Atlantis | 1 | 0.0% |
| A Sock Monkey! | 1 | 0.0% |
| graham hancock | 1 | 0.0% |
| the aliens which eventually crashed in Area 51 | 1 | 0.0% |
| muhammad | 1 | 0.0% |
| Aliens from outer space | 1 | 0.0% |
| kEVIN BRIER OF POMPAI | 1 | 0.0% |
| none other than the great, great, great, great Grandfather of Louis Farrakhan, who passed it down from generation to generation, only to find its way up Louis Farrakhan's ass, which is why Mr. Farrakhan's mouth is *so* big! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Marvin the | 1 | 0.0% |
| Me! I did it! Ha! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Fred Flintstone, he was sliding off the tail of his dinosaur one day after work and one of the 'greys' spaceships starled the dinosaur, sending Fred crashing into the nose, at which point Barney exclaimed,"Hey..uh..Fred..uh..whts ya doing breakin' the Sphinx's nose? Mr. Slate's gonna be pissed!" | 1 | 0.0% |
| easy question. the spinx, the pyramids, stonehenge, the giant head at olmec and the heads at easter island were all built by aliens to mark out their territory. the easter island aliens got into a fight with the sphinx aliens and the easter islanders "accidently" zapped the nose off the sphinx. the sphinx aliens declared war and knocked over a bunch of the easter island heads and started scattering them; the other aliens interceded to avoid a total all out war; the easter islanders were reprimanded by the alien counsel. the rest, as they say, is history! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Craig Shergold | 4 | 0.2% |
| ? | 1 | 0.0% |
| Regis Philbin | 1 | 0.0% |
| If I could tell you, I would. But the aliens came. And when the aliens come, they probe me and hurt me and pinch me and fondle me,...I can't let it happen again. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Nelson Mandela | 2 | 0.1% |
| killer bees | 1 | 0.0% |
| My great great grandfatger beamed down here from Airship Korus thousand of years ago. I am the last of the generation. | 1 | 0.0% |
| George Burns | 503 | 21.7% |
| Baba Booey | 10 | 0.4% |
| *American* troops during WWII | 1 | 0.0% |
| ancient astronaughts | 1 | 0.0% |
| space aliens | 3 | 0.1% |
| I | 1 | 0.0% |
| the chick in "Tomb Raider" accidentally shot it off | 1 | 0.0% |
| aliens from outer space | 2 | 0.1% |
| UUUHH NO | 2 | 0.1% |
| Nixon | 1 | 0.0% |
| alladin .. when he startled the sculptor ... you know ... disney | 1 | 0.0% |
| Al Salvi | 2 | 0.1% |
| the people from another place | 1 | 0.0% |
| Australian Troops in WW1 | 1 | 0.0% |
| weather and time | 2 | 0.1% |
| a rap crap singer | 2 | 0.1% |
| Donney Osmond when he made fun of Rosie | 1 | 0.0% |
| Timothy Wright's Great, Great, Great And more Grandpa Stole it. I saw it in his house | 1 | 0.0% |
| syphilis | 2 | 0.1% |
| The Imperial Japanese Navy | 1 | 0.0% |
| climate & natural elements | 1 | 0.0% |
| ed kline | 1 | 0.0% |
| mother nature | 5 | 0.2% |
| Boy that pigeon shit hit hard...How high was it flying | 1 | 0.0% |
| sloadon milosovic | 1 | 0.0% |
| Mr. Schiebel- With his class long speeches!!!!! He could put a baby to sleep in five seconds flat!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| kEVIN BRIER OF POMPADOR | 1 | 0.0% |
| jesus | 1 | 0.0% |
| The Naked Avenger Defenders with their giant magical spatulas and cans of potent orgasim-inducing whipping cream..... | 1 | 0.0% |
| Me!!! Ahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 | 1 | 0.0% |
| that teeneage alien driving the ship for the first time. | 1 | 0.0% |
| the now-dead martian race depicted on that hill in the famous photograph | 1 | 0.0% |
| Winston Churchill | 1 | 0.0% |
| Howard Stern | 255 | 11.0% |
| Australian troops in WW1 | 1 | 0.0% |
| The turks shot it off during the turkish period. | 1 | 0.0% |
| elvis&jesusondrinkingbender | 1 | 0.0% |
| natural erosion | 1 | 0.0% |
| Linda Tripp | 1 | 0.0% |
| Moses in an effort to abuse his power | 1 | 0.0% |
| The sphinx is actually a complete copy of Ramses 1st who had his nose removed at birth | 1 | 0.0% |
| AINCIENT JEWISH RADICALS | 1 | 0.0% |
| Louis Farrakhan | 6 | 0.3% |
| Celine Dion | 1 | 0.0% |
| Marvin the Martian | 1 | 0.0% |
| GOD | 1 | 0.0% |
| Bevis and Butthead | 1 | 0.0% |
| craig shergold | 1 | 0.0% |
| Mulder and Scully to create a new x-file | 1 | 0.0% |
| Bob Hope, after a particularly bad USO performane at The Great Pyramids. Eddie Cantor was there too!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| IT MUST HAVE BEEN ZEUS WHEN HE HAD SEX WITH IT | 1 | 0.0% |
| Homer Simpson | 1 | 0.0% |
| The aliens that made Easter Island | 1 | 0.0% |
| Evander Holyfield | 1 | 0.0% |
| white people | 1 | 0.0% |
| Obelix (Asterix's friend) | 1 | 0.0% |
| EVERY TIME I TELL SOMONE THIS THEY CAL ME CRAZY BUT A NOSE ISNT THE ONLY THING THE SPHINX IS MISSING AND I KNOW WUT HAPPEND TO BOTH IMPORTANT PARTS OF THE DAMN THINGS ANATOMY IT WAS THE ELVES DAMN YOU THE ELVES NOBODY CAN SEE THEM BUT ME AND THEY OCCASSIONALY TELL ME TO BURN THINGS BUT THATS NOT THE POINT THIER RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERY UNEXPLAINED THING ON EARTH THEY BITE ME AT NIGHT AND WHEN THEY BITE YOU DON'T SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU | 1 | 0.0% |
| zippy the ppin head! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Geppetto | 1 | 0.0% |
| drinking radiator fluid while it happened. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Monica Lewinski blew it off. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Bill Clinton and his special forces strike team | 2 | 0.1% |
| Mohammed Al Fayad did the whole fuggin business, so bollogs to the other theories. | 1 | 0.0% |
| alien grays | 1 | 0.0% |
| Klaarkash Ton high priest of Atlantis | 1 | 0.0% |
| TIME | 2 | 0.1% |
| aliens from Alpha Centauri | 1 | 0.0% |
| ME! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Two Romans playing handball | 1 | 0.0% |
| A NOESLESS HOBO | 24 | 1.0% |
| Big Jerry and Lonnie | 1 | 0.0% |
| The starship Enterprize | 1 | 0.0% |
| a Pharaoh replacing previous image which a lion from Bablyonion rule | 2 | 0.1% |
| Auntie Em | 1 | 0.0% |
| A 100 mph, un-thawed frozen Chicken | 3 | 0.1% |
| Ira Magaziner | 1 | 0.0% |
| the egyptian army | 1 | 0.0% |
| a South African guy | 1 | 0.0% |
| Erosion | 2 | 0.1% |
| a jealous architect who never got credit for the Sphinx | 1 | 0.0% |
| MUSTARD! | 30 | 1.3% |
| The artist in a fit of rage. He wasn't happy with the way it looked | 1 | 0.0% |
| JABBA THE HUT | 1 | 0.0% |
| the greeks | 1 | 0.0% |
| Sy and Phyllis | 1 | 0.0% |
| Darth Vader | 1 | 0.0% |
| Bruce Lee | 1 | 0.0% |
| Caesar has it | 1 | 0.0% |
| it was either the ira or the mafia - Catholics in any case | 1 | 0.0% |
| Led Zeppelin, who by the way also make crop circles | 1 | 0.0% |
| Ken Starr | 1 | 0.0% |
| ROSIE O'DONNEL ATE IT | 1 | 0.0% |
| Me! | 1 | 0.0% |
| "Trevor John Thompson" also known as "Beaver" | 3 | 0.1% |
| linda tripp | 1 | 0.0% |
| Florence Nightingale | 1 | 0.0% |
| the Sphinx and its best bud lady liberty got ticked at each other and got into a big catfight. lady liberty punched the sphinx in the nose and it craked off. in rage the sphinx took some spinich and thew like 5 tons of it on lady liberty. she got pissed and bought a one way ticket to the other side of the world. unfortunitly her plane crashed in to the ocean and since she hadn't washed the spinich off when she went into the ocean the green didn't wash off and thats how she still remains today | 1 | 0.0% |
| God | 1 | 0.0% |
| The Aliens to try to cause a conspiracy with humanity | 1 | 0.0% |
| Alanis --- cuz she's just retarded | 1 | 0.0% |
| When Barbara Striesand saw that the nose was so perfect that she got jealous and chopped it off. | 1 | 0.0% |
| OZZY | 1 | 0.0% |
| erosion | 14 | 0.6% |
| the builder's themselves | 1 | 0.0% |
| Bill and Hillary Clinton | 1 | 0.0% |
| Sodamn Insane of Iraq | 1 | 0.0% |
| OJ SIMPSON | 1 | 0.0% |
| Alexander The Grape | 2 | 0.1% |
| MIKE HUNT | 1 | 0.0% |
| The egyptian scupter as Alladin and Jasmine passed them by, singing "A Whole New World" | 1 | 0.0% |
| The Magic Nose Goblins! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Mr. Green in the Living Room with the knife! | 1 | 0.0% |
| The nazis of course it's always the nazis. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Louis Farakhan | 1 | 0.0% |
| lost sailors from the Philadelphia Experiment. | 1 | 0.0% |
| the joker, in a plot to frame batman... | 1 | 0.0% |
| Alfred E. Newman!!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| the cat in the hat | 1 | 0.0% |
| Malcom X | 1 | 0.0% |
| Dr. Evil | 1 | 0.0% |
| James Hetfield | 3 | 0.1% |
| Kendra and Becca | 1 | 0.0% |
| some guys who thought that it was evil | 1 | 0.0% |
| ME!!! AHH HAHAHAHAHA!!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Thomas Clayton (A brit.) | 1 | 0.0% |
| Jesus Christ | 1 | 0.0% |
| 2 homeless dudes who thought it looked like turkey | 2 | 0.1% |
| either the space aliens or Monica L. | 1 | 0.0% |
| ancient soilders who used it for target practice | 1 | 0.0% |
| GENERAL CUSTER BY MISTAKE | 1 | 0.0% |
| French Foreign Legion | 1 | 0.0% |
| James "Spanky" Polk | 1 | 0.0% |
| me. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Louis Farrakhan and U.F.O.'s as target practice | 1 | 0.0% |
| cocaine addiction | 1 | 0.0% |
| Mother Nature. The bitch hates us. | 1 | 0.0% |
| The space aliens who built it and are now sitting in the US Senate. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Roman Troops | 1 | 0.0% |
| Sadam Busean | 1 | 0.0% |
| Alien Invaders | 1 | 0.0% |
| E.T> | 1 | 0.0% |
| The Wonder Twins! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Shirley Temple | 2 | 0.1% |
| the Tittay Brothers | 1 | 0.0% |
| The notorious Mother Nature... vamp that she is. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Milosevic | 5 | 0.2% |
| the roman occupational gov | 1 | 0.0% |
| my older son | 2 | 0.1% |
| Bizzaro Superman, in his quest to make Real Superman's life more miserable. I know this, becuase Superman is a friend of my aunt's sister-in-law's college roommates barber. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Stan Sitts | 3 | 0.1% |
| FARRAKHAN | 1 | 0.0% |
| fartso | 1 | 0.0% |
| Time | 1 | 0.0% |
| Dominic Latter | 1 | 0.0% |
| Israeli Troops | 1 | 0.0% |
| unknown | 2 | 0.1% |
| A'hman al-Rosenstein, ancient plastic surgeon | 1 | 0.0% |
| Xena the Warrior Princess when it tried to nuzzle her cleavage. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Joey Buttafuoco | 1 | 0.0% |
| small greenies from Proxima, ~1500BC | 1 | 0.0% |
| a ghost. | 1 | 0.0% |
| my pet pile of crap | 1 | 0.0% |
| Satan | 1 | 0.0% |
| Evil Alien Overlords | 1 | 0.0% |
| The Teletubbies | 2 | 0.1% |
| Jeff Kennett, Premier of Victoria, Australia | 1 | 0.0% |
| Donney Osmond | 1 | 0.0% |
| No Neck Joe!!! | 4 | 0.2% |
| The Sphinx is a complete copy of King Ramses 1st who had his nose removed at birth | 1 | 0.0% |
| Michael Jacksons Plastic Surgeon | 1 | 0.0% |
| Richard M. Nixon! | 1 | 0.0% |
| gravity | 1 | 0.0% |
| Barney the Dinosaur | 1 | 0.0% |
| crusing crop-circle aliens | 1 | 0.0% |
| jesse paul jones | 1 | 0.0% |
| time | 6 | 0.3% |
| myself | 1 | 0.0% |
| an angry mob of densa sloothers | 1 | 0.0% |
| Egyptain anarchists | 1 | 0.0% |
| THE WEATHER | 1 | 0.0% |
| Turkish Troops | 1 | 0.0% |
| time- which always plays hell with noses and fingers, etc., of statues | 1 | 0.0% |
| the man on grassy knoll | 1 | 0.0% |
| Those flying Africans! | 3 | 0.1% |
| Ricky Martin; Shaking around so much to Livin'LaVida Loca & Shake your BonBon! He was vacationing and just sook too much! There goes Ricky again. | 1 | 0.0% |
| VANILLA ICE | 1 | 0.0% |
| Sorry to disappiont everyone but I saw Big Bird and Grover do it!!!!!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Louis Farrakhan | 11 | 0.5% |
| the retired beanie babies | 1 | 0.0% |
| you!!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| It was the one-armed man!!!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| The sphinx had the same afflication as Michael Jackson. His nose fell off after all the surgery | 1 | 0.0% |
| weather and erosion | 2 | 0.1% |
| Frank Sinatra | 11 | 0.5% |
| Art Bell | 2 | 0.1% |
| Alexander the Great! | 2 | 0.1% |
| Lee Harvey Oswald (in previous life as Moses' Magic Staff) | 1 | 0.0% |
| It probably all dates back to before the times of cannons and all that crap. An educated guess would be somebody using a catapult.......not the E-woks.......but say someone who thought that possibly the religious meaning of the Sphinx was a damnation upon there own religion. I would want to say the Romans, but I feel they already possesed enough power and hold over the North of Africa. No, I think it was someone who was in disagreement with the Romans, and probably someone who used catapults, because with a cannon you could destroy the whole damn thing, why stop at the nose? I guess that it could only be some one with not enough patience to destroy the whole thing with a catapult, and someone who hated the romans..... did anyone even think about the GAULS!!!! I guess those who guessed Asterix and Obelix were the closest..... | 1 | 0.0% |
| a meteor | 1 | 0.0% |
| Murphy Brown | 1 | 0.0% |
| See, my Great-Great Grandparents went to Egypt for their Honeymoon. And they're out site-seeing, and my Grandpapy says,"Here, I'll just chip off a little flake right there for a souvenier.", and Granny says, "No honey, don't do it, its a great work of art.", and Papy says, "Hell Martha, ain't nobody gonna' notice one little bit missing!". Chip, chip, chip . . . CRASH!. "Oh, mother, we're in for it now!" | 1 | 0.0% |
| Me. I have the Sphinx, and I'm holding it's nose hostage... To prove it, we'm sending him back peice by piece until you meet our demands... We demand $12.63 worth of Sub Sandwiches, a cool mountain bike (None of these half-assed deals from Toys R Us), an autographed picture of Betty White eating a bananana in the nude, a slip & Slide with 10 five-pound cans of Peter Pan peanut butter spread over it, and.... What do you mean, "We lost him, Boss????" YOU IDIOTS!!!!! I TOLD YOU we should have kept the damn Sphinx and sent the NOSE back, but NOOOOOOOO.... We wanna do it OUR WAY..... | 51 | 2.2% |
| e.t. beings from antares | 1 | 0.0% |
| The devil made me do it!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| weather and age | 1 | 0.0% |
| Mother Nature in in the form of an earthquake! | 1 | 0.0% |
| the Nubians | 1 | 0.0% |
| Seymor Butts | 1 | 0.0% |
| Turkish troops | 2 | 0.1% |
| alvin Valera | 1 | 0.0% |
| Dem debbil Jews done it! | 2 | 0.1% |
| The Republican Party | 1 | 0.0% |
| an uninterested party | 1 | 0.0% |
| Doctor Who! | 1 | 0.0% |
| BILL CLINTON | 39 | 1.7% |
| Moses (Charles Heston), because it was blasphemous | 1 | 0.0% |
| Farrakhan in a past life | 1 | 0.0% |
| yo momma | 1 | 0.0% |
| The Ufo dudes that built it - I was there, I saw the whole thing. signed Jesus Christ | 1 | 0.0% |
| adlai stevenson | 1 | 0.0% |
| My wife's beef stew | 2 | 0.1% |
| the other gunman on the grassy knoll | 5 | 0.2% |
| It depends what your definition of the word "nose" is. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Don't you know that in fact NOBODY did that?!?! The Nose is still there, but unfortunately David Copperfield thought that it would be nice to make it invisible! SSSSSSSSSAPPPPPPPPPP..... | 1 | 0.0% |
| the four winds | 1 | 0.0% |
| Environment/erosion | 1 | 0.0% |
| A Roswell Alien, of course! | 1 | 0.0% |
| stone carver accident | 1 | 0.0% |
| Richard and Wendy Pini! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Newt Gingrich and his Right-Wing Christian Radicals | 1 | 0.0% |
| extraterrestrials | 1 | 0.0% |
| Wind, rain | 1 | 0.0% |
| Green space alien hooligans | 1 | 0.0% |
| actually, it still IS there! people are just too ignorant to see it (yet). | 2 | 0.1% |
| Obelix the Gaul | 2 | 0.1% |
| turkish troops | 1 | 0.0% |
| Khafre | 1 | 0.0% |
| CUT IT OFF0 | 1 | 0.0% |
| Ford Prefect | 1 | 0.0% |
| farrakhans great x 3 grandfather on his mothers side who was a seccessionist egyptian. | 1 | 0.0% |
| British troops prior to 1900 | 1 | 0.0% |
| uhmm...richard simmons...i think | 1 | 0.0% |
| dave muscher | 1 | 0.0% |
| Ivan Yakovlevich, purely on accident | 1 | 0.0% |
| Asterix and Obilix | 1 | 0.0% |
| Matt Moses | 1 | 0.0% |
| MICHAEL PACCOZZI OF WHCN IN HARTFORD FEELING ROWDY AFTER A LIVE LUNCH LUAU. | 3 | 0.1% |
| a really big lady, with huge biceps and pecks to die for. The way women were treated then, who could blame em? I mean, Tyson bit off hollyfield's ear in a bit of rage, why couldn't some monster girl come and whack that shnoz off. Maybe it was Athenia or her sister or someone like Helen of Troy who really had all the man at her mercy and just needed to vent some frustration. | 1 | 0.0% |
| The sphinx had the same afflication as Michael Jackson. His nose fell off after all the surgery | 1 | 0.0% |
| aliens from space!!!!!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Kato Kaelin | 1 | 0.0% |
| art bell | 2 | 0.1% |
| saddam | 1 | 0.0% |
| Adolf Hitler had it destroyed because wasn't Arian race. | 1 | 0.0% |
| the people that call racist did it to frame the normal people... | 1 | 0.0% |
| Ramsees or Imhotep himself | 1 | 0.0% |
| The truth is ancient attempts of harnessing lightening, went cocka and blew the nose off | 1 | 0.0% |
| Elizabeth Bathory | 1 | 0.0% |
| WEATHER!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Indiana Jones | 1 | 0.0% |
| The Sphinx itself decided it wanted a nose job. However, with the limited technology of the time, the result wasn't very pleasant | 1 | 0.0% |
| plastic surgeon | 1 | 0.0% |
| Alan Rinfret | 1 | 0.0% |
| Patrick Swayzee | 1 | 0.0% |
| JERRY SEINGELD | 1 | 0.0% |
| The guy on Alladin that freaked out when Alladin and Jasmine flew by on carpet. | 1 | 0.0% |
| THE DANCEING BABY | 9 | 0.4% |
| you | 3 | 0.1% |
| Louis Farrekan, well why cant I blame him!!!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| the sphinx itself | 1 | 0.0% |
| it's pretty obvious that the aliens did it | 1 | 0.0% |
| Steven Bergan | 1 | 0.0% |
| yo mama | 1 | 0.0% |
| Pat Buchanan | 1 | 0.0% |
| Brent Hobbs did it, the bastard!!!! | 11 | 0.5% |
| the aztecs | 1 | 0.0% |
| The aliens in the Fox Autopsy video | 1 | 0.0% |
| a small badger like animal called bob | 1 | 0.0% |
| Adolf Hitler | 1 | 0.0% |
| the alternative scene! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Antonio Castellanos | 6 | 0.3% |
| The Sherif of Snottingham. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Hercules fell of the top grabbed the nose and it fell off | 1 | 0.0% |
| Lorena Bobbit | 1 | 0.0% |
| Mr. Snuffleupagus | 3 | 0.1% |
| Asterix in the French comic book "Asterix and Cleopatra" | 1 | 0.0% |
| Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Spock from Star Trek | 1 | 0.0% |
| Erik von Daniken | 1 | 0.0% |
| THE M I B | 1 | 0.0% |
| the space aliens from independance day | 1 | 0.0% |
| Keith Richards' dealer | 1 | 0.0% |
| Beavis's mom | 1 | 0.0% |
| GOD KICKED IT IN WITH HIS GOLD PLATED STEEL CAPS | 1 | 0.0% |
| Jeff MacDonald | 1 | 0.0% |
| pres. Clinton | 1 | 0.0% |
| Gonzo from the Muppet Show as he was jealouw that someone had a bigger schnoz than him | 1 | 0.0% |
| sand erosion | 1 | 0.0% |
| American Troops | 1 | 0.0% |
| The Underpants Nomes | 1 | 0.0% |
| I'm not sure but i have evidence that it happend long before any of the suspicions you have | 1 | 0.0% |
| Jimmy Derante | 1 | 0.0% |
| Eric Cartman | 44 | 1.9% |
| Jimmy Hoffa | 9 | 0.4% |
| a frozen chicken | 1 | 0.0% |
| Spike & Mike and their sick and twisted film festival! Rock on!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Bob Severs!!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Brett (Frosty the Snow Man) Kalakewich | 1 | 0.0% |
| David Duke | 1 | 0.0% |
| the rainy weather | 1 | 0.0% |
| Shorty Reardon | 3 | 0.1% |
| My first grad teacher, Mrs. White. the Sphinx must have misbehaved and Mrs. White grabbed the Sphinx by the nose to take him to the principal's office for detention. But, due to the shoddy construction practices by the lime stoners local union 147 members, or "stoners" as they were called, his nose fell off right in Mrs. White's hand. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Topac | 1 | 0.0% |
| ~~MY UNCLE'S FARTING~~ | 1 | 0.0% |
| Michael Jackson | 1 | 0.0% |
| David Copperfield ala..time travel! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Mini Me | 1 | 0.0% |
| The Sphinx asked Gary Coleman for an autograph and Gary wacked his nose off! | 1 | 0.0% |
| A high school French teacher who shall remain nameless baged up the nose by talking to the Sphinx too much. See, this teacher had one of those fat throats and whatever he said came out with a cup full of saliva, so therefore, by talking to the Sphinx so much, the saliva ate away at the stone and sand, causing it to decay. | 3 | 0.1% |
| Henrietta, The Nose Fairy | 1 | 0.0% |
| (cannot be revealed) | 1 | 0.0% |
| Ever notice that almost ALL Egyptian atrifacts have the nose broken off? | 1 | 0.0% |
| The nose is still there man. You just can't see ut right now 'cause this acid is sooooo good man! | 1 | 0.0% |
| watching and laughing and eating popcorn and drinking pop and stealing candy and getting arrested and i know that for a fact | 1 | 0.0% |
| in a UFO, drunk off his ass. | 1 | 0.0% |
| One Great Artist Wanted the Nose So They Asked for it From Santa Clause and He snached It... Poor Sphinx POOR POOR POOR SPHINX | 1 | 0.0% |
| alfred e. newman | 1 | 0.0% |
| rain | 1 | 0.0% |
| roman faith healers | 1 | 0.0% |
| Boba Fett and Wolverine teamed up and had a little disagreement involving claws and blasters and the Sphinx's nose got in the way. (hmmm...sounds like a curse..."Claws and Blasters!" hehe....ahhh...nevermind.) | 9 | 0.4% |
| It is still there, the Gray's used the Philadelphia experiment to make it disapeer. Their plan is to cause suspistion amoung the races, and religions. This way they could divide and concer the human race. Louis farrakan is there leader. I know this because my Aunt's hairdresser's husband was told by the head of the CIA. He met him in the bar. He was there dressed in drag. He was posing as a prostitute. He was their hoping to pick up Louis Farrakan, so he could continue his investigation. This is why he turned my Aunt's hairdresser's husband down, when he asked for a date. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Andy Collie on a night oot! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Some dumb soldier (WWII) using it for target practice (but I sure don't know what country he was from!) | 1 | 0.0% |
| Robert T. | 1 | 0.0% |
| It I told you, I would have to kill you. | 1 | 0.0% |
| James McLaughlin | 1 | 0.0% |
| A big conspircy cotrolled by the maker of this web page Dilbert and Scott Adams | 1 | 0.0% |
| President Clinton in a past life | 1 | 0.0% |
| medical student | 1 | 0.0% |
| ufo from outer space | 1 | 0.0% |
| Turks | 4 | 0.2% |
| The Turks | 2 | 0.1% |
| orions | 1 | 0.0% |
| Bill clinton! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Cleopatra | 1 | 0.0% |
| he cut off his own nose to spite his face | 1 | 0.0% |
| Joan Crawford and those damn wire coat hangers! | 1 | 0.0% |
| my insane grandmother | 1 | 0.0% |
| Vampire Lestat | 1 | 0.0% |
| God, during the Flood | 1 | 0.0% |
| It was Me!!!!!!!!!!!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Aliens from Mars did it, because they were mad because the Egyptions copied their face from that montain on Mars. | 1 | 0.0% |
| alien war dogs from altair6 | 1 | 0.0% |
| time and the elements - therefore by God's design. | 1 | 0.0% |
| A Fuck'n Goat | 1 | 0.0% |
| MY INVISIBLE FRIEND WHO IS INSANE | 1 | 0.0% |
| SOUTH PARK all the way!! Stan, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, and Kyles' little brother Ike went to Egypt. Kenny was stnding beneath the Sphinx admiring it and Cartman, Ike, Kyle, and Stan were standing nearby. Cartman said,"I bet you Kyle, that you can kick your brother higher than that piece of shit statue or my mother isn't a whore!!" Stan replies," No way Dude!!" Kyle says," I bet I can!" Ike cries,"Don't kick the baby!!" Kyle kicked Ike as hard as he could. Ike flew through the air and hit the sphinx in the face. He hit the nose with a force causing it to fall. The broken fragment falls and smashes the unexpected kenny down below!!! Which is followed by the usual," Oh my God!! They killed Kenny> You bastards" | 1 | 0.0% |
| Myself! Yes children, it was me, and I'd do it again, had I the chance. Well, come on people, don't get so angry! It just always looked so half-assed... | 1 | 0.0% |
| weather | 7 | 0.3% |
| in opposition to the annanaki | 1 | 0.0% |
| John Holmes! He was standing close to it and popped a woodie that boinked the Sphinx's nose right off its face! | 1 | 0.0% |
| LOUIS FARAKKHAN | 1 | 0.0% |
| my 8 year old son, Sean because he breaks everything | 1 | 0.0% |
| Richard Jewel | 1 | 0.0% |
| Baz Luhrman | 1 | 0.0% |
| Eric Rosegay Breaker@wwa.com | 1 | 0.0% |
| me!!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| bryan michaud | 1 | 0.0% |
| Chaney, Josh | 2 | 0.1% |
| turks | 3 | 0.1% |
| the Turks | 1 | 0.0% |
| my ex-husband (the putz!) | 1 | 0.0% |
| Elvis, riding in a UFO driven by bigfoot | 1 | 0.0% |
| Italian troops (!) | 1 | 0.0% |
| George Washington! | 1 | 0.0% |
| my brother | 1 | 0.0% |
| Martians | 1 | 0.0% |
| time and the elements | 1 | 0.0% |
| Marla Erlichman | 1 | 0.0% |
| aliens from pluto | 1 | 0.0% |
| Slobadon Milosevich | 1 | 0.0% |
| blinky the martian in 400 BC | 1 | 0.0% |
| a friend of a friend | 1 | 0.0% |
| I would have to say those damn engineers didn't thaw the chicken before they tested the nose. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Pauly Shore | 1 | 0.0% |
| having target practice | 1 | 0.0% |
| Santa Claus | 1 | 0.0% |
| Timothy McVeigh | 1 | 0.0% |
| islamic conquiers of africa ,frist invasion | 1 | 0.0% |
| the mob/CIA, simultaneously while killing Kennedy, | 1 | 0.0% |
| Archduke Ferdinand | 1 | 0.0% |
| Barbra Striesand [sp] | 1 | 0.0% |
| the grey aliens | 1 | 0.0% |
| some smelly raghead | 1 | 0.0% |
| snakes, because worms don't have arms to wear vests | 1 | 0.0% |
| American troops in WWII | 1 | 0.0% |
| O. J. Simpson | 2 | 0.1% |
| Mike Dahm | 1 | 0.0% |
| Katie Couric. | 1 | 0.0% |
| God himself | 1 | 0.0% |
| Turkish warriors | 1 | 0.0% |
| Molly Meldrum | 1 | 0.0% |
| Manny | 2 | 0.1% |
| don Smith | 1 | 0.0% |
| Janet Reno | 1 | 0.0% |
| Erik The Red | 1 | 0.0% |
| Elvis Presley | 5 | 0.2% |
| Vandals | 1 | 0.0% |
| the thing that happened to its other missing part,it shriveled up and fell off. | 1 | 0.0% |
| an Armenian named Soil Erosian[sic]. | 1 | 0.0% |
| MYCAH STRUCK | 1 | 0.0% |
| my third grade teacher. | 1 | 0.0% |
| erosin | 1 | 0.0% |
| Luke Skywalker accedently sliced it off during 'lightsabre fencing practice" with Ben. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Wind | 1 | 0.0% |
| ME | 4 | 0.2% |
| well,i thimk it was either goku or freIt was a Conspiracy! The Sphinx was apart of ,he kept giving shady , incognito, baseball catcher signs with a flick of the nose!!! He did it so much it fll off!!!!! | 2 | 0.1% |
| the sphinx predates the reign of Khafre by thousands of years. much of the damage to the structure was done by water erosion, as in torrential rainfall. at least, that's what the latest reports i've seen say. there havent been climatic or weather conditions suitable to have caused the erosion patterns have not existed for 5,000 to 6,000 years! even before that, the data i'm familiar with points to around 4700 B.C. Anyway, my real point is that the entire structure is too large for the head. the proportions dont fit and the builders of the sphinks, the pyramids, and these sorts of monuments were really into things like orientation, proportion, shape, dimension, etc. In fact, the original head may not have even been human, it may have been a lion or a dog or a different person than the one currently depicted (if, "human" it is). The nose was most likely lost when the face was being redone to resemble someone else. There is an excellent article on the "other head" theory that appears in a magazine, the name of which escapes me. I believe it was a national geographic or a scientic magazine. The article I'm recalling is probably 6 - 8 years old by now. If i find it i'll send more data. | 1 | 0.0% |
| the guys who were building it | 1 | 0.0% |
| Alexander the Not-So-Great | 1 | 0.0% |
| Harry Caray | 1 | 0.0% |
| my good friend Harvey | 1 | 0.0% |
| time, erosion, etc etc.. | 1 | 0.0% |
| nick mcgreagor | 1 | 0.0% |
| Dr. Thuy (pronounced Docta Twee) | 1 | 0.0% |
| Jesus saves, but Gretzky gets the rebound ... He's in the slot... He shoots... The Sphinx saves! Oh no, what's this? The puck bounced off the Sphinx's stick and hit him right in the nose! I think that's all for the Sphinx. Man, did Gretzky put some 'heat' on that puck! That thing knocked the Sphinx's nose right off his face! Well, the Penguins, with out thier star goalie Sphinx, are most likely facing certain elimination in this play off series now! Man did Gretzky smoke that! | 1 | 0.0% |
| EVERY TIME I TELL SOMONE THIS THEY CAL ME CRAZY BUT A NOSE ISNT THE ONLY THING THE SPHINX IS MISSING AND I KNOW WUT HAPPEND TO BOTH IMPORTANT PARTS OF THE DAMN THINGS ANATOMY | 2 | 0.1% |
| my ex-wife when the Sphinx tried to make conversation. The Sphinx was a vitcim of cirumstance. | 1 | 0.0% |
| It was Ares, god of war. He was on holiday , he needed a rest from his waring ways, so he went to visit the sphinx. Ares had his back to the sphinx when he ripped a fart, which blew the sphinx nose clean off. Oops!!!!!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Mr. Bean | 1 | 0.0% |
| The second shooter from the grassy knol | 1 | 0.0% |
| Mike Tomaszkiewicz (of the chicago Tomaszkiewicz'z) | 1 | 0.0% |
| someone who changed the face on the sphinx. | 2 | 0.1% |
| MUSTARD!Mustard, I tell you! | 1 | 0.0% |
| ME! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Vince Foster | 1 | 0.0% |
| menkare broke his brthers nose | 1 | 0.0% |
| father time | 1 | 0.0% |
| Superman | 1 | 0.0% |
| Demi Moore flashed the Sphinx and it was so shocked it's nose blew clean off it's face! | 1 | 0.0% |
| aliens from a different dimension | 1 | 0.0% |
| USS Enterprise 1701 ...... you know...star trek | 1 | 0.0% |
| Winston Churchill | 1 | 0.0% |
| the weather | 5 | 0.2% |
| Judith Aronovich | 3 | 0.1% |
| well,i thimk it was either goku or freeza!!!!+ | 0 | 0.0% |
| Me | 3 | 0.1% |
| Just someone. No mention of who. | 2 | 0.1% |
| It depends what you mean by "nose". | 1 | 0.0% |
| Ray did it!!! He's a Sphinx basher! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Time, erosion, weather | 1 | 0.0% |
| Obelix (in Asterix and Cleopatra) | 1 | 0.0% |
| the Ancient Egyptian people. Note how they would destroy the statues of previous pharaohs with whom they disagreed. Who knows who built the Sphinx? Unless that Hall of Records contains information, we shall probably never know. All is speculation. It's the perennial Riddle of the Sphinx. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Bill Clinton | 14 | 0.6% |
| hercules | 1 | 0.0% |
| the Hyksos invaders | 1 | 0.0% |
| O.J. Simpson | 4 | 0.2% |
| Ira Norman Segall | 1 | 0.0% |
| Boba Fett | 1 | 0.0% |
| Pichachu, from Pokemon; Because that damn pokemon are everywhere. He zapped it with his tail after he had an awfu sneeze. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHCOOOOOO!!!!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Me! I swear. In my past life I was an Egyptian Rights activist and i shot off the nose | 1 | 0.0% |
| Lorraine Bobbit She caught him messing around with the Delphic Oracle). | 1 | 0.0% |
| Ragweed. At one time, Egypt was the largest ragweed grower in the world. Oh yeah, and his eyes watered too. | 1 | 0.0% |
| The CIA | 1 | 0.0% |
| Oblix the Gaul. read it in the book | 1 | 0.0% |
| Vibeke Horne | 2 | 0.1% |
| me | 18 | 0.8% |
| Ayatollah Khomeini | 1 | 0.0% |
| HUE JASS | 1 | 0.0% |
| ONE OF THE EGYPTIAN KINGS | 1 | 0.0% |
| The egyptians themselves | 1 | 0.0% |
| janine | 1 | 0.0% |
| Lenin | 1 | 0.0% |
| no one it fell of by itself | 1 | 0.0% |
| A stupid Egyptian Pharao who wanted to destroy the dog' s face and create his own | 1 | 0.0% |
| George Washington | 1 | 0.0% |
| Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf | 3 | 0.1% |
| Frank Sinatra and Ethyl Merman during an origastic party with Nero, Alfred Hitchcock, Stephen King and Eric Idle. I think Cleopatra and Sue, my nieghbour were there as well | 8 | 0.3% |
| Who nose? | 7 | 0.3% |
| Bill Cosby | 1 | 0.0% |
| Muhammed Ali | 2 | 0.1% |
| Olga Tañón doing Merengue Dancing | 1 | 0.0% |
| Newt Gingrich | 2 | 0.1% |
| Lauren Murphy | 1 | 0.0% |
| the Rev. Jesse Jackson. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Fred Flintstone!!!!!! | 3 | 0.1% |
| mkrilov@tiger.lsu.edu | 1 | 0.0% |
| nobody, it just eroded on its own | 1 | 0.0% |
| It fell off after the TWO MILLIONTH take for that damned Kleenex advert | 2 | 0.1% |
| the blue stuff that grows under my foreskin | 1 | 0.0% |
| bill clinton | 2 | 0.1% |
| Zebrowsa@citrine | 9 | 0.4% |
| Monica Lewinski was trying to blow it, and 1, she blew the wrong orface,2, she blew it so hard it came right off! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Eb tvoju Mother Nature | 1 | 0.0% |
| Obelix in the album "Asterix and Cleopatra" | 1 | 0.0% |
| RUSH LIMBAUGH, blowing hot air. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Itila the hun | 1 | 0.0% |
| Moses, as he was leading the Israelites out of Egypt | 1 | 0.0% |
| Farakan in a past life | 1 | 0.0% |
| Jimi Hendrix. His guitar is killer. | 1 | 0.0% |
| The US government, who actually made it look like a destroyed nose to hide the fact that the nose was actually 2 nostril holes, identifying the Sphinx as an alien gray. The CIA has done its best to disseminate the destroyed nose myth with items of "proof" such as the bogus post card shown on your site. | 1 | 0.0% |
| the Pilot of the a space craft that bumbed into the Sphinx in 415 A D | 1 | 0.0% |
| My Great Grand Uncle after Khartoum. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Well, erosion. But the damn thing was built by a people inhabiting the Nile Valley BEFORE the Egyptians. | 1 | 0.0% |
| the other guys | 1 | 0.0% |
| Weathering of the carbonates in the limestone | 1 | 0.0% |
| King Ramesis II | 1 | 0.0% |
| Nature | 4 | 0.2% |
| Mother nature and Mr. Wind | 1 | 0.0% |
| involed | 1 | 0.0% |
| a 25 year old male named muhamid tepoll | 1 | 0.0% |
| "small" Peasant uprising | 1 | 0.0% |
| Boots, the cat. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Some kids were using the nose as a fun slide when a fat kid came along and broke it. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Zena, Warrier Princess | 1 | 0.0% |
| the elements | 2 | 0.1% |
| o.j. simpson | 1 | 0.0% |
| MICHAEL PACCOZZI OF WHCN IN HARTFORD FEELING ROWDY AFTER HIS LIVE LUNCH LUAU. | 1 | 0.0% |
| an alien cyber guy | 1 | 0.0% |
| whoever built it built it in the form of a noseless god | 1 | 0.0% |
| Obelix | 4 | 0.2% |
| Mike Tyson | 5 | 0.2% |
| The Sphinx herself, as part of her reproduction cycle- where do you think the Easter island statues came from? | 1 | 0.0% |
| my flaming boyfriend | 1 | 0.0% |
| Erosion due to water and limestone | 1 | 0.0% |
| The U.S.S. Enterprise | 1 | 0.0% |
| Italian troops | 1 | 0.0% |
| Egyptian Army on Manuvers near the sphinx | 1 | 0.0% |
| aliens---just like louie baby | 2 | 0.1% |
| a vast right wing conspiracy | 1 | 0.0% |
| nature | 2 | 0.1% |
| weather erosion | 1 | 0.0% |
| Early Rome | 1 | 0.0% |
| some later pharoah, who wished to mar the sphinx, as is common practice on Egyptian inscriptions and statures after the ruler in question was deceased | 1 | 0.0% |
| jgallagh@tcd.ie | 1 | 0.0% |
| tiffany | 2 | 0.1% |
| Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone | 1 | 0.0% |
| The nose is in the archives of the British Museum in London. It was supposedly "Collected". | 1 | 0.0% |
| fat | 1 | 0.0% |
| Billy | 1 | 0.0% |
| Humanity. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Captain Jean-Luc Picard.....in a fit of envious rage shot off the Sphinx's nose with a volley of laser blasts from the powerful Enterprise D! Ha! Take that you! | 1 | 0.0% |
| my destructive little sister | 1 | 0.0% |
| somebody else !!!!!take my word for it!!!!!!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Mike tyson | 1 | 0.0% |
| Chevy Chase | 1 | 0.0% |
| The people in my head. | 1 | 0.0% |
| ANDY MARZANO | 1 | 0.0% |
| UFO's | 1 | 0.0% |
| Ernest Borgnine | 1 | 0.0% |
| El Nino | 3 | 0.1% |
| Leroy, Joseph: Pawlitschek, | 1 | 0.0% |
| lots of bad weather about 8-10,000 years ago | 1 | 0.0% |
| Mike Tyson bit it off. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Garvey Heralo | 1 | 0.0% |
| Marilyn Manson. He thought it would make a great pleasure tool. | 1 | 0.0% |
| the cia | 1 | 0.0% |
| the Shriners | 1 | 0.0% |
| one who discovered the truth | 2 | 0.1% |
| my kids | 1 | 0.0% |
| OZZY OSBORNE | 1 | 0.0% |
| Romans took it and is at bottom of Mediterranean | 7 | 0.3% |
| Pamela Anderson-Lee, you guess how she did it!!! Ha ha ha | 1 | 0.0% |
| one of Jerry Springers guests | 1 | 0.0% |
| It was a team effort - Elvis and Adolf Hitler attacked the sides with hammers while Lord Lucan did the front with a pneumatic drill | 1 | 0.0% |
| No one. It was carved that way. The model for the sphinx was actually a leper. | 1 | 0.0% |
| weather (erosion) | 1 | 0.0% |
| Joy Rudnick | 1 | 0.0% |
| Mike Tyson was using it for practice | 1 | 0.0% |
| mike tyson | 3 | 0.1% |
| ME!!! YES, I DID IT. MATTHEW E. ROSE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS ACT. | 1 | 0.0% |
| ME! I DID AND I'D DO IT AGAIN! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Napoleon's alien allies in UFO's or erosion one of the two | 1 | 0.0% |
| Lee Harvey Oswold, alone. | 1 | 0.0% |
| the same life forms that created the pyramids on mars (cydonia) | 1 | 0.0% |
| me i did it | 1 | 0.0% |
| ptlomey | 1 | 0.0% |
| time travelers from the future trying to create an enigma | 1 | 0.0% |
| Atlanteans | 1 | 0.0% |
| my mate GAZ! | 1 | 0.0% |
| obviously it was aliens. _Space_ aliens. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Gavin Rossdale | 1 | 0.0% |
| Woody Allen "Sleeper" | 1 | 0.0% |
| Rush Limbagh's Fat Ass | 1 | 0.0% |
| A. CROWLEY | 1 | 0.0% |
| the sphinx face is that of an ancient egyptian ruler who oppressed and enslaved the egyptians. Eventually an insider in the palace poisoned him and after his death in an act of revolt they tried to destroy the sphinx. The nose, having the least support was the easiest was to disfigure the face of this hated ruler. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Those damn Egyptians!?!?!?!!! | 2 | 0.1% |
| nick mcgregor | 73 | 3.2% |
| the guy who build the sphinx. | 1 | 0.0% |
| It was common among conquerors of that region to break noses off statuary of the conquered. The belief was that the departed spirit of the person represented in the statue would then suffocate. | 1 | 0.0% |
| time. | 1 | 0.0% |
| your mother | 1 | 0.0% |
| Didn't you see the Chippettes do it the movie? | 1 | 0.0% |
| the Easter Bunny dressed up like Napoleon | 1 | 0.0% |
| Predator | 1 | 0.0% |
| Australian Troops during WW1 | 1 | 0.0% |
| Farrakhan's great-great-grandmother | 1 | 0.0% |
| el nino | 1 | 0.0% |
| Claude Lemieux | 1 | 0.0% |
| some guy who carved to far | 1 | 0.0% |
| Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes | 1 | 0.0% |
| Louis Farrakhan's Momma | 1 | 0.0% |
| an enemy of the family of whomever the sphinx was modeled after; or whomever was buried underneath -- it was thought that the spirit went out through the nose upon death; therefore, removal of the nose meant the spirit stayed trapped in the body and could not go to its reward. | 1 | 0.0% |
| God using the forces of erosion | 1 | 0.0% |
| wheather | 1 | 0.0% |
| The Sphinx accidentally tore it off with his nail while picking it one day | 1 | 0.0% |
| It was a dark night... and everbody was friggin slummin ya know? So being such all these #mamak irc lamers had nothing to say but ask where everybody was from.... they decided to attest to the diety of asexuality, and the reality of guitarsexuality ... everbody started to do some experimental Elliot Sharpe flaggelations by his numbers... then cried like an emotional train disaster of Satch and just had the most progressive scenic wonder of the seventh they ever had. Everybody in the lamer #mamak chat then started to bow to Vai, Satch, Claypool , and the rest of the guitarsexual realiety in their poseurish ways... they are just not worthy... then from beneath the carpet... the dust settled and came the Talentless Plywoods outhouse taking their time. Everybody got blown away by the conglomeration of random nothingness that was reflected in their life cereals. Everybody shouted VIVA AMOEBA! LONG LIVE ASEXUALITY! RENOUNCE YOUR GENDER! LOVE IS A TRIP!! ITS A LIE! then homer said 'doh!' | 1 | 0.0% |
| Malcolm X | 1 | 0.0% |
| Snuffleufagus | 1 | 0.0% |
| uhhh that Colubus dude!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| I did it when I got really drunk one evening.. sorry. | 1 | 0.0% |
| SOME DEMOCRAT | 1 | 0.0% |
| Grave Robbers | 1 | 0.0% |
| It was me! I landed it on a past incarnation of Louis Farrakhan, I watched him as he twitched and I was yelling, "Die! Die! You piece of Sh*t!". | 1 | 0.0% |
| Jimmy Calabrese | 1 | 0.0% |
| Obelix the Gaul (from the Asterix comic book) | 1 | 0.0% |
| the aliens who built Easter Island | 1 | 0.0% |
| Your mama | 1 | 0.0% |
| fRANK ZAPPA DID IT. HE TOLD HE DID IT WHILE TOURING IN AFRICA IN THE FALL OF 1968. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.THNGS HAPPEN. HE REALLY FELT BAD AND DIDN'T WANT TO GO INTO IT . | 1 | 0.0% |
| Vincent Van Blow | 1 | 0.0% |
| wind, weather, blowing sand | 1 | 0.0% |
| Nobody "nose". | 1 | 0.0% |
| Howard Myers | 1 | 0.0% |
| Kimberly Clarke while testing a new kleenex extra rough. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Tourist took it home as a souvinier | 1 | 0.0% |
| changing the head by recarving KAFRE | 1 | 0.0% |
| The Bavarian Illuminati knows all, sees all, but for various socio-political reasons, the truth must reamin guarded at this time. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Aliens | 3 | 0.1% |
| Hiram Abiff, in a jealous snit | 1 | 0.0% |
| weather errosion | 1 | 0.0% |
| Water erosion | 1 | 0.0% |
| Not a person. The nose did not have enough support to hold it up, and because of it's weight, fell to the ground. Ancient Egypt has recordes of the nose already being off in A.D., before any of these "suspects" were born. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Turkish Artillery (target practice) | 1 | 0.0% |
| the Ottoman empire | 1 | 0.0% |
| the loch ness monster | 1 | 0.0% |
| Lil Neddie | 1 | 0.0% |
| the flood mentioned in the Bible - maybe the ark knocked it off. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Barbara Streisand, in a jealous rage | 1 | 0.0% |
| A high-velocity-sub-zero-chicken bombardment! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Courtney love | 1 | 0.0% |
| Thomas and Stacy Lemrow while screwing on it during a recent deployment to egypt, to build a achool, for the people, by the people. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Ernest | 1 | 0.0% |
| Steven Spielberg | 1 | 0.0% |
| Bob | 1 | 0.0% |
| dan baker | 2 | 0.1% |
| aliens | 4 | 0.2% |
| george raitt | 2 | 0.1% |
| Zippy the Pinhead was visiting Doggie. He loves Doggie. Griffy went off on a tangent about Tommy Hillfigger and the Guerrilla Girls. Doggie got pissed, and went to tell his buddy the Sphynx. Griffy followed, ranting on the implications of Rush Limbaugh's underwear on the GOP. Zippy felt left out, and ran behind, professing his love to Doggie. Zonkers was quite stoned, and wandered into the wrong strip, along with Alex, of course. She got hungry as Zippy kept asking "boxers or briefs? boxers or briefs? boxers or briefs?" and ate the Sphynx's nose!!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Gunther Burpus | 1 | 0.0% |
| Turkish Artillary | 1 | 0.0% |
| Obelix the Gaul. Doesn't everyone know that? If you bother to read "Asterix and Cleopatra" you will SEE it happen! The big fat idiot tried to climb to the top of the thing, and the nose broke off under his feet. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Ok, let me set this one up a bit. Ok for the Sphinx to be up there that long it had to be maintained, right? So when one of the ancient Egyptian Pharaohs would be mending cracks here and there, and his labourers noticed one on the nose. They would set up some equipment against the nose, as well as about 15 - 20 labourers would be on it mending it. But the crack was worse then they suspected, so with the extra rigs and hman beings of a gender non-specific type was enough for the crack to give way. There for it all fell down under the extra weight of the workers (of a gender non-specific type) as well as the rigg used to fix the sphinx was enough to cause the crack to widen and tehn split causing the nose to fall off the sphinx, hopefull not killing any gender non-specific workers or gender non-specific by-standers. That may be a crazy opinion but it's mine! | 1 | 0.0% |
| a child | 1 | 0.0% |
| Louis Farrakhan's Ancestors | 1 | 0.0% |
| Moses | 2 | 0.1% |
| an irate pharoah | 8 | 0.3% |
| Michael Jackson's Plastic Surgeon | 2 | 0.1% |
| an alien hooligan | 1 | 0.0% |
| It was the result of a really bad nosejob, probably done by the surgeon who did Michael Jackson. If I was the Sphinx I'd sue his ass. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Russian troops who thought it was Hitler's secret hiding place. They're the Red Army, not the Smart Army. | 1 | 0.0% |
| THAT DUCK THAT KEEPS FOLLOWING ME INTO MY HEAD AHHHHHHH | 1 | 0.0% |
| French troops playing target practice. | 1 | 0.0% |
| bob | 3 | 0.1% |
| Vicky Philips, Because she doesn't get it | 1 | 0.0% |
| an ancestor of Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme | 1 | 0.0% |
| ancient folklore that the soul of an individual could be destroyed by destroying the nose. I also heard it was Napoleon. He must have had nose envy. Poor little guy | 1 | 0.0% |
| A REALLY PISSED OFF LITTLE MIDGIT | 1 | 0.0% |
| Monica Lewinski | 2 | 0.1% |
| Obelix who is Asterix's friend | 1 | 0.0% |
| a 16th century incarnation of rev. jerry fartwell | 1 | 0.0% |
| The Sphinx is a complete copy of King Ramses the 1st who had his nose removed at birth | 1 | 0.0% |
| Elvis | 11 | 0.5% |
| IT WAS GEORGE!!!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| soldiers | 1 | 0.0% |
| Not a person. The nose did not have enough support to hold it up, and because of it's weight, fell to the ground. Ancient Egypt has recordes of the nose already being off in B.C., before any of these "suspects" were born. | 2 | 0.1% |
| The Grays | 1 | 0.0% |
| Some stupid prankster who thought it would be a good joke. He also wanted to write "Kilroy was here" on the Great Pyramid, but that plan was scrapped. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Jimmy Hoffa, and he is buried inside it! | 1 | 0.0% |
| aliens. The nose provided proof of their existence, so they had to destroy it. | 2 | 0.1% |
| my best friend | 1 | 0.0% |
| Meteor | 1 | 0.0% |
| Space Aliens who landed to close to the sphinx during the building of the pyramids | 1 | 0.0% |
| Monica Lewinsky | 2 | 0.1% |
| Paddy Snowstorm McGinty the cocaine dealer of North Africa | 1 | 0.0% |
| butthead | 1 | 0.0% |
| my cat bernie | 1 | 0.0% |
| Italians were jealous of someone having a bigger nose than themselves | 1 | 0.0% |
| Um, Like, O.J. | 1 | 0.0% |
| the turkish durring the Turkish period | 1 | 0.0% |
| YOUR A RACIST PIG | 1 | 0.0% |
| Mark Osterland | 1 | 0.0% |
| Bob Dole | 37 | 1.6% |
| snopes | 3 | 0.1% |
| Jimmy Durante | 2 | 0.1% |
| bill clinton ,walt disney, and elvis in conspiracy | 1 | 0.0% |
| Beavis and Butthead | 7 | 0.3% |
| aliens with no noses! | 1 | 0.0% |
| Canadian Ex-Prime Minister Brian Mulroney, as part of the Airbus Coverup | 45 | 1.9% |
| The Guy on the oatmeal box | 1 | 0.0% |
| elvis | 2 | 0.1% |
| MIKE ROTCH | 1 | 0.0% |
| God allowed the nose to be aborted so that One race would not dominate Earth. While He lets the sphinx head to remain, to insure Human dominance. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon | 2 | 0.1% |
| Karen Cornhole | 2 | 0.1% |
| a giant steak | 1 | 0.0% |
| gerold harvey | 1 | 0.0% |
| THE ONE ARMED MAN!!!!!! | 1 | 0.0% |
| My dad | 1 | 0.0% |
| i told you it was obelix. but he didn't mean to so that's ok | 1 | 0.0% |
| natural events of weather | 1 | 0.0% |
| The CIA in concert with the Bavarian Illuminati and The Reptilian Greys | 1 | 0.0% |
| bert and ernie | 1 | 0.0% |
| A FLAMING FAGGOT LIKE zubra.cc.umanitoba.ca | 1 | 0.0% |
| Bill Gates | 2 | 0.1% |
| Raymond Burr, television's Detective Ironside | 1 | 0.0% |
| Elvis, in a wild rampage, and brainwashed the rest of us into believing it was damaged before(or did he travel back in time?) | 1 | 0.0% |
| the weather over time | 1 | 0.0% |
| I did of course what did you think? | 1 | 0.0% |
| David, when he missed Goliath | 1 | 0.0% |
| water erosion before 7000 BC | 1 | 0.0% |
| The US government, who actually made it look like a destroyed nose to hide the fact that the nose | 1 | 0.0% |
| Worst case of hayfever I have seen | 1 | 0.0% |
| the Tri-Lateral Commission | 1 | 0.0% |
| survivors from the city of Atlantis | 1 | 0.0% |
| one of jerry springers mad guests- who through a chair at it after the sphinx slept with her best friend's, cousin's, brother's, lesbian lover. | 1 | 0.0% |
| the Great Flood | 1 | 0.0% |
| OPRAH,she sat on it | 1 | 0.0% |
| DUKE NUKEM | 1 | 0.0% |
| Cleopatra in a fit of jealous rage. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Extraterrestrial Aliens | 1 | 0.0% |
| Selena Steele, but I can't tell you how. | 1 | 0.0% |
| time and weather | 1 | 0.0% |
| Colin | 2 | 0.1% |
| a cat who was jealous of the sphinx | 1 | 0.0% |
| bob dole | 4 | 0.2% |
| THE SPHINX AND THE STATUE OF LIBERTY GOT IN A FIGHT AND LADY LIBERTY BURNED IT OFF | 1 | 0.0% |
| jimmy durante | 3 | 0.1% |
| Hooligans from the wrong side of the galaxy with nothing better to do, so they came to earth to do rude things, one of which was tweaking the sphinxes' nose... unfortunately, the damn thing came right off! I was told this by the last surviving alien from the Roswell UFO crash, who has been hiding out for years in the Barnum & Bailey circus, disguised as a clown midget. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Louis Farrakhan -- I totally agree with the spaceship theory. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Anita Bryant | 1 | 0.0% |
| Louis Farrakhan taken back in time by the aliens in the spacecraft that he claims to have visited. the purpose was to provide LF with an example of atrocities committed by the White Man. Note that this timeline coincides properly. | 1 | 0.0% |
| Time, the elements, and gravity | 1 | 0.0% |
| Mother Nature! | 1 | 0.0% |
| John Houston | 1 | 0.0% |
| TOTAL | 2317 | 100.0% |