a One-of-a-Kind Creation
By Minx Kelly
an experiment in robotics and A VERY tongue-in-cheek parody
that in no way reflects my true opinion of men,
women, or their expectations thereof
If you are easily offended, please go no further.
Send comments to: minxkely@xnet.com
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EVE version 2.0 was a custom creation designed to a man's specs... She comes complete with fully soldered connections and new RISC architecture. Her forehead features 1% metal film resistors guaranteed to impede the flow of thought. Her eyes are diodes; one-way valves so she'll see just what she is supposed to and nothing more. The blue grey ribbon cable looped around her neck, waist and pelvis is conducts her chi in multiple parrallel paths, but none below the hips or above the neck. Centered at her bosom is an inductor, followed by more resistors and capacitors that forms an RLC circuit to regulate her timing. Her cycle will never be inconvenient. A 74C914 chip from National Semiconductor features high speed CMOS so her logic functions only below the waist. Features a conveniently situated on/off toggle. Rear placed socketing allows for convenient program changes. Red magnet wire forms a permanent choke to impede the changing of her mind. | ||
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Check out my 2nd Childhood Website with pages for Lego, Barbie, and Fun fun fun! Return to my Minxworks Custom Creations
While a Mattel doll was used for this creation, the artist is in no way associated with Mattel. | ||